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Josh came out of the room holding a pair of his underwear. His intention was to suggest to Adams that they must belong to the burglars, since they were teal. He was going to insist to Adams that they be bagged as evidence. Instead he was standing in the dining room holding a pair of midway briefs (teal) in the air by stretching the waistband between his thumbs, while trying to take in the fact that there were nearly a dozen men in the room, in body armor, pointing semi-automatic weapons at him. One of them yelled at him to get down. As he started to get down on his knees, with his hands up, he said, “Hey Steve, the police are here.”